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I don't know who Emma is but it's got a nice alliteration to it so I'm keeping it.

I won't even pretend I'm good.

slytherslor:

imguiltyofthis:

bendthelight:

beneaththewillowtree:

justwatchthesunrise:

now-this-is-living:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

this is seriously so adorable

the tears oh man 

oh god cant stop crying

(via spreadhappyness)

Oh gosh. I cleaned out the garage and so many memories. We found a cd from sixth grade band and my brothers making me listen to it.

Fulfilled someone’s fantasy today

Most surprising friend - probably Ethan
Oldest friend who you’ve kept - Abby Kayla or Emily. I’ve known them all since fifth grade when I moved
A memorable job, summer camp, or internship - I was forcibly abandoned in a foreign country by my mother one summer. I didn’t know the language and I had an envelope of money. It was scary and while I really wanted to go home and have some goddamn steak and potatoes it was still really really invigorating having to survive. Even though my language barrier held me back a lot and I was really lonely I still felt empowered.
Biggest regret - being a loser. Not doing well in school because I could’ve. Being a fuck up. Lots of kids thought I was some delinquent running around always high. Stupid and wasted. I regret being that repute.
Favorite place to be on campus - d building. Or murrays room
A song that brings back nostalgia, and why - jeez I don’t know
Your thoughts on your romantic life in high school - I really was not looking for it. If anything I avoided it at all costs.
Upperclassmen who affected you - Janie
Underclassmen who you’ll miss - Taylor. I remember that one time after jazz band when I locked her in a locker. And now look at us. Or Priscilla. I’ll miss Priscilla even if I’ve only known her for a while.
What you’ll miss the least - everything else.
A memorable, spontaneous hang out - nobody likes to be seen in public with me
A word of advice to your younger self/underclassmen - even if this fucking education system is flawed and demeaning fucking exploit the fuck out of it because yeah it’s fucked up but goddamn it’s free. Fix it later.

This song is stuck in my head.

I’ve been voted off the island

A little less than important.
A little more than avoidable.
A spot, a blemish, a fault.
Awkward gazes and angry remarks.
Empty polaroids and blank pages.
Wistfulness and aggressive avoidance.
Unremarkable to all.
Insubstantial. Empty.
Mind’s racing. Thoughts bit back.
Alone.
Apologies turn to eulogies.
Masks to tears.
Empty words and empty drops.
Punctuality is important when it comes to thoughts.
So say your song and sing your love
In the key of life before it’s too late
Because in matters of heart it’s a rush
Till you dance on my grave id est

Yertle the Turtle doesn’t need Mack anymore. He can fly. (Taken with instagram)

Yertle the Turtle doesn’t need Mack anymore. He can fly. (Taken with instagram)

Really. Is it insubordinate and lazy to ask you to grade our projects that you’ve neglected for three weeks even though it’s the last day of school? Do you really expect me to believe that the only major grade you’ve neglected to enter, 75% of my grade, won’t dramatically change my grade. And therefore I shouldn’t worry about it. It’s your fucking job. It’s the last day of school. Where are my fucking grades. How am I supposed to know if I have to come to exams. The whole class…

(Source: coolthingsguyslike)